Mum, Dad, Nan, and the rest of them

Two ways of putting the same thing, across every role a family turns out to have. "World's best" is the line everyone says, set properly rather than printed on a mug. "Best ever" is the same sentiment with more shouting. Both of them come in the words people actually use at home: auntie, wife and wifey, hubby and husband, and the dog mum who would tell you she has three children. The role on every one of them is a box you type in, so a stepdad, a godmother or a Nanna gets the same cover with the right word on it, and if you would rather define them than praise them, the dictionary entries are a category of their own.

The difference between this and the mug is that nothing here is printed. The words are cut into the hide by a laser in-house, on a book made once you have ordered it, and you type the role yourself: put Stepdad or Nanna or Godmother in and the preview redraws around it, at the size it will be engraved, before you pay for anything. Here is what happens after you do.